It was a beautiful Saturday morning (well,
kalau tak cakap mcm tu tak sedap pulakk entry nanti kann?). Kak Wan slept over
at our place. The night before, we
planned to have a brisk walking session at Hutan Bandar, just to bagi semangat
to Kak Lynn that’s been complaining about her swollen leg and have been
worrying sick about her health condition.
Kadang kadang menyampah jugak dengan dia! Despite our advises (ye lah
kita bukannya doctor) to have her health checked and to live a more healthy
lifestyle.. tetap dia tak mau juga!! Her days are spent idling with her Note 2
in her hands and messaging or social media-ing non-stop while lying down in bed
doing nothing! All she cares about is flirting on-line, eating, smoking and
lazing around – even the laundry was left unattended for 4 to 5 weeks! At times
I felt disgusted but due to the friendship and bond that we had over the years,
nak tak nak I have to close one eye. Perhaps I could tolerate it for another
two-months or perhaps by next week if she doesn’t shows any progress I could
grab her by the hair and drag her out to the yard to mow the lawn, cut down the
banana trees in the front yard or pick grass from both the front and the
backyard. (Gawd! I could feel smoke
coming out from my head as I’m writing this. Marah pon kira exercise jugak
kan?)
Sebelum idea menulis aku hilang, lets go
back to cerita asal tentang exercise tu.. At 11pm, Kak Lynn and Kak Wan bid
good night and went to bed. Kak
Wan promised to wake us up at 6am.
Due to my unpredictable sleeping pattern, I could not sleep that night, at
least not until its 5 am (yawns).
When I heard Kak Wan knocking the door, I sleepily said to her to give me
another 5 minutes but considering that she has made this effort, I quickly went
to have my shower and feel refreshed!
A new day’s dawning! The aromatic smell of hot tea brewed by
her shedded off any remaining feeling of reluctantness in me. I glanced over
the louvred window and saw the beautiful blue morning sky and thought to myself
that this morning could be nice… to breathe fresher air in the park later. Waking Kak Lynn up had spoiled some of
the excitement and perhaps it is the chore that I would never want to partake
ever again! We got out of the
house at slightly after 7.30am despite the original plan of 6.30am! 1 hour
late! This is all because of the umpteenth, thousands of excuses she had given
to cancel the plan! Imagine… an hour late ni pon dia tak mandi lagi, if she
bersiap and all? We could have our first step in the park at 11.59am! If it’s not against the law, I would definitely
have squeezed her into her laundry basket and dump her into the washing
machine, just to let it spin her brain to clean all her ‘dirty-lazy-self’ and
then tumble dry out her messy-lazy-schedule to a smooth and crisp clean finish!!
I still feel the anger in me – even now! Too many a times I would calm myself
down by saying “kak lynnnn, kak lynnnnnn” while shaking my head…
When we finally got to Hutan Bandar, the place
was already bustling with people… Mostly tua tua ganyut la (just despising them
because I’m nearly as old.. haha). We had (okay not going to lie here) a nice
walking session by joking around with each other while breathing in the cool
air and not to mention the ‘cuci mata’, but too bad ... only a few that can
quench this extremely thirsty eyes, but that’s that, as mostly came with their
partner! (So you could keep your ‘flirting’ mood aside Rosdi!)
We took about one hour to complete our
light exercises and after that ToH suggested to head home to freshen up but the
rest of the gang insisted that we head for breakfast. Hutan Bandar food court
was our next stop..
The pictures below are self-explanatory! You go and have light exercise and yet you have a heavy breakfast afterwards.. and that is not all …Once we reached home … we had this Gordon Ramsey version of Croissant, Smoked Beef and Scramble eggs for another ‘Self-Fattening’ session (lapar lagi katanya!)
Now I allow you people to judge us, tak guna exercise kalau melantak selepas tu
kann? I won’t fight back this time… Yes only this one time..
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